October 29, 2009
THE FINE PRINT: Published online since 2005 by the City of Treasure Island Public Information Office for exactly 1246 strikingly handsome and beautiful online subscribers. For more sublime reading pleasure, back issues available here.

 

If you're zoned-out staring at a computer screen right now, then you too can be a Northwest pilot! And what a perfect Halloween costume: all you need is a laptop, a pilot's cap and some bloodshot eyes. (Do-able.) And the best Halloween Spooktacular around (especially if you have a little Balloon Boy or Girl) is Treasure Island's Haunted Hayride, starting at 7:30pm Friday, October 30th at Treasure Bay Golf & Tennis on Paradise Island. It's free and the costume contests begin at 6:30pm.

#1 lost item? Survey said: Car Keys!
Lose a bicycle? (We'd like to ask how you might have managed to accomplish that - assuming you locked up the bike and everything - but we won't ... for now). Perhaps those car keys slipped from your pocket at the beach? The public often turns in found items to the Treasure Island Police Department. Now you can check online with the TIPD Lost and Found page to see if your lost item has been recovered. This week, a canoe was found. (Canoes can float away. Bicycles? Mmm, not so much.) There are also some other new features TIPD online including weekly crime reports and monthly traffic stop statistics

Officials call it "coastal management"; we call it "more sand"
On everyone's lips these days: beach sand. (We'd like to ask how you might have managed to accomplish that - assuming you weren't face down in the sand - but we won't ... for now). So when will Sunset and Sunshine Beach get more new sand? It now looks like Pinellas County will present the project timeline to us around March or April of next year, with actual sand pumped onto the beach in May/June 2010.

In the meantime, 150 tons of sand arrives for Sanding Ovations
We're the Sand Sculpture Capital of Florida. To prove it, we've invited eight obsessed-with-sand dudes and dudettes (who happen to have won scads of sand sculpting awards) to create some awesome sand sculptures for Sanding Ovations, Treasure Island's first sand sculpting competition and music fesitval, on the beach behind the Bilmar Beach Resort November 19-22, 2009. How did we do it? Over $10,000 in prize money didn't hurt, thanks to Bud Light Lime, Landshark Lager and Great Bay Distributing. Click the clicky above for all the Sanding Ovations details, including musical lineup, sculptor bios and schedule of events.

 

 

 

 

 

Beach Graffiti 

 

YOUR CIVICS LESSON: Fall is when the TI civic associations get back in action. The White Elephant Sale is the next Sunset Beach Civic Association event on December 7th at the TI Community Center. Want your Treasure Island association event listed in e*ti? Email us the details here ... RUBBLE TROUBLE: Gone is the old Chinese restaurant/bait shop/nail salon/beach store /National Hay Association building on the corner of 107th & Gulf. The plan was: knock down most of the old building (done); keep the art moderne facade, then build a new structure behind it. Whoops, wouldn't you know it, turns out the facade was none too sturdy and crumbled like a wobbly metaphor. The developers are presenting a new plan to the P&Z Board next Wednesday at 4pm. And, yes, the old building was indeed the home of the National Hay Association ... SPEAKING OF DOWNTOWN REDEVELOPMENT: The City Commission and the Planning & Zoning Board will meet Wednesday, November 4th at 5pm in City Hall to review the Special Area Plan for downtown TI. What does this mean? A lot of orange chairs to set up, to be sure. The plan, or "concept" if you prefer, "promotes a more pedestrian-friendly form of development, with storefronts lining streetscapes, parking in side and rear yard locations, and a mix of uses that promotes walking, supports street level activity, and maximizes the use of limited parking resources."
LIKE VEGAS ON WATER: The annual
TI Holiday Boat Parade is Sunday, December 13th ... FALL BACK: Set your clocks back one hour this Sunday at 2am. Or Saturday before bed. Or anytime between now and Sunday and be early for something for a change ... Next e*ti: November 12th (we promise ... we missed a newsletter this month when our software took a dive).

- Jeff Jensen, Editor