November 26, 2008
THE FINE PRINT: Published online since 2005 by the City of Treasure Island Public Information Office for exactly 1020 online sunscribers and forwarded by the Teeming Millions

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To celebrate
the harvest, the Pilgrims and the Indians came together in a feast - the greatest in all the land. That's the story of the first Thanksgiving, but it leaves a major question unanswered: why did Pilgrim hats have buckles?  It turns out just about everything we were taught about the Pilgrims is wrong. Pilgrims wore bright colored clothing and were a pretty tolerant bunch. They were party people - seriously. Their first destination choice wasn't America, it was Amsterdam , which says a lot right there. And no buckles on their hats, or even on their shoes - buckles didn't come into fashion until the late 1600s. The Puritans (that other Mayflower bunch) ... not so much. The Puritans wore black and white and were humorless and authoritarian and conformist. Imagine going camping with Dick Cheney - kind of like that.

Pilgrims on Harleys
They definitely have buckles and are way colorful. About 1000 Harley riders will cruise through Treasure Island on Jim's Harley Davidson annual Toys for Tots Run on Sunday, December 7th. The HOGs should arrive on TI around 10:20am. TIPD will temporarily halt traffic enteringGulf Boulevard as the bikers pass through the city.

Starting December 1st - new dune walkovers!
Your beach-goin' feet will be - dare we say? - happy feet when they feel the luxurious texture of Treasure Island's new dune walkovers. You may just want to walk back and forth all day and forget about the beach - they are that nice. Made from a plastic substance we think was developed by Scotty in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, the work to replace 18 existing dune walkovers starts with the December 1st demolition of 6 dune walkovers from Land's End north to 79th Terrace. The new walkovers will be constructed in groups of six working northward. You should experience 'happy feet' by the first week of the new year.

To boldly go where no dunes have gone before
Dune Date: 1206.08. The wall along Treasure Island's Beach Trail may be replaced or removed one day but until then, the crew of the USS Beach Stewardship Committee will plant 10,000 sea oats to create a dune line parallel to the wall. Beam down to the parking lot at 120th Avenue on Saturday, December 6th at 8:30am. Bring a shovel and your tricorder.

Let's Glow Golfing
It's like being in a room with nothing but blacklights and Hendrix posters, except you're on a golf course (and Jimi was better with an axe than a nine-iron, anyway). Let's "Glow" Golfing is golf under a full moon and all your play items glow like Three Mile Island. Just $20 per person and we'll throw in all the hotdogs you can stuff in your face or your golf bag for free. Thursday night, 6pm, December 11th at Treasure Bay, 10315 Paradise Boulevard. Pre-registration required at 727-360-6062.

 
 

 

 

 

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COULD SOMEONE HAVE A HOLIDAY EVENT IN AUGUST, WHEN NOTHING IS HAPPENING? Here we go! It's a giant list of stuff going on in December ... The Sunset Beach White Elephant Holiday Party & Potluck, Monday, December 1st, 6:30pm, TI Community Center. Bring your White Elephant gift and signature appetizer or dessert. Bring a real white elephant and be talked about for years. RSVP 687-2522 ... Santa's Mailbox at TI City Hall opens December 1st. Santa answers all letters when you include a return address. While Santa is all-powerful, Santa is a busy man and does not have time to track down children who willingly disrupt the smooth flow of US Mail ... It's a homemade Italian Buffett at the Isle of Capri Holiday Dinner Party Friday, December 19th, 6:30pm at the TI Community Center. Tickets are $10, $5 for kids and available at 367-1471 ... Our downtown Holiday Parade, choreographed  with Mayberry-like precision, is Saturday, December 6th at 4:30pm. Every year, the parade generally slows up around the clock tower, which makes for a fine opportunity to taunt your friends on the floats and listen to Bogey's High School Marching Band. Afterward, at the TI Community Center, kids can visit with Santa (who will no doubt remind them of the importance of using a return address on all mail) and help Mayor Mary Maloof in the annual Tree Lighting Ceremony at 6pm ... It's like Las Vegas with hulls and props - it's the 23rd Annual Holiday Lighted Boat Parade Sunday, December 14th, beginning at 6:20pm. Here is a whole page of Festivus-esque activities surrounding the parade ... Next newsletter: December 11th. To unsubscribe, click here

- Jeff Jensen, Editor