December 23, 2008
THE FINE PRINT: Published online since 2005 by the City of Treasure Island Public Information Office for exactly 1040 online sunscribers and forwarded by the Teeming Millions

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Whether you’re roasting chestnuts on an open fire or spreading holiday cheer at the business end of a whip, Christmas is probably the most celebrated holiday in the world. What are some holiday traditions from around the globe?
  • Christmas Eve in Venezuela is a one-of-a-kind spectacle of roller skaters. Yes, the tradition of roller boogeying to church on Christmas Eve has become so popular that police close down the streets of downtown Caracas every year on the 24th. Hymns include “Our God is an Awesome God” and “Play That Funky Music, White Boy.”
  • A great big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken has become the traditional Japanese Christmas meal. (We think if we were truly honest with ourselves, we’d probably pick that over figgy pudding). Imagine their carols: “We wish we had gotten wet naps, we wish we had gotten wet naps, we wish we had gotten wet naps, to clean up this grease.” (To the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.”)
  • In Treasure Island, families whose regular trash day falls on Thursday the 25th and January 1st prepare for the imminent arrival of the twin "Early Trash Days" on Wednesday the 24th and again on Wednesday the 31st. (Sorry, regular Friday trash day people - no change in your pickup ... your December trash holidays will come next year).

The logo pretty much sums it up
Treasure Island cops are cracking down on drunk drivers over the holidays. TIPD Chief Tim Casey says designating a sober driver and never letting friends drive drunk are just two of several simple steps to avoid a tragic crash or an arrest for impaired driving. Other important tips include:

  • Plan ahead: Whenever you plan on consuming alcohol, designate your sober driver before going out and give that person your keys;
  • If you’re impaired, call a taxi, use mass transit or call a sober friend or family member to get you home safely;
  • Promptly report drunk drivers you see on the roadways to law enforcement by calling 911;
  • Wearing your seat belt or using protective gear on your motorcycle is your best defense against an impaired driver.

The City of Treasure Island Police Department reminds everyone that a safe and happy holiday season may rest in their own hands.

 
 
 

 

 

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BUT OFFICER, I THOUGHT IT WAS A POUND OF MISTLETOE: Saturday, Treasure Island police officers conducted a traffic stop as part of an auto burglary investigation and found the driver, Joseph Sickles of St. Petersburg, in possession of 1.1 pounds of marijuana... DAZE OFF: Sorry, but no City Calendar this year, what with voter-approved Amendment 1 cutbacks, tax rollbacks and, what the heck, the Charlie Crist/Carole Rome wedding. The TI Chamber has put out a 2009 calendar, though, available for $10 at the chamber office on 107th... PIRATES RULE! The Treasure Bay Pirates Tennis Team won the 18's Intermediate Division at the USTA Florida 2008 Fall Sectional Championships this past weekend. Congrats to Michael Girardi, Victoria Reis, Danielle D'Angelo, Marco Pineda, Lindsay Hodgdon, Matt Kopelman and Coach Phil Girardi. (Not in photo: Justin Davis, Charlie Crist and Carole Rome)... JUST WONDERING: Are there any pay phones in Treasure Island anymore?... HOW DID THAT GLOW GOLF THING GO? It didn't - the greens were very wet that night, so Glow-in-the-Dark Golfing is rescheduled for Wednesday, January 7th at 6pm. Pre-register at 360-6062... MISSING DUNE WALKOVERS: Six of them in Sunset Beach are gone! Did someone wrap them up as a wedding gift to Carole & Charlie? (Hmmm ... ) No, they're being replaced (the walkovers, not Chuck and Carole) this month with durable new walkovers designed to give beachgoers happy feet. 18 new walkovers in all will be constructed between now and April '09 ... Next newsletter: December 31st.

- Jeff Jensen, Editor